We've known each other for eight years and you still don't even understand the most basic facets of my personality.

Take your head out of your own ass and look around. You don't understand even the basest things about one of your oldest "friends" because of how self-involved you are. And it's not just me, either. How many people did you know from ( Read more... )

It drives me completely nuts that every single time I get even a modicum of attention, you jump in, metaphorically waving your arms around screaming, "LOOK AT ME GUYS LOLZ I'M CUTE AND CHARMING AND ENTERTAINING TOO! LOOK AT ME!!". You get so much fucking attention and I let you have it. Between the two of us, you're the one who gets their attention ( Read more... )